[szooth]

(Leider nur auf Englisch)

ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”

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[sanem]

Zitat von szooth

“She was a horny lady...

Solche Nachbarin wünsch ich mir auch

[paffpaff]

Zitat von sanem

Solche Nachbarin wünsch ich mir auch

eine Nachbarin die es sich mit einem Presslufthammer besorgen muss? Bei allem respekt aber kein Mann der Welt kann da mithalten

Naja für mich klingt die Story wie die Jagd nach dem "goldenen Schuß"

[Clondis]

Nach hoffentlich hats sich gelohnt xd

[ckjthedogmaster]

Man sagt, das sie nach zwei Jahren immer noch vibrieren soll.
Datum der Meldung 5. Mai. 2009
Alt aber gut.

[Raven1408]

Ich versuche mir gerade vorzustellen wie das wohl ausgesehen haben muss.

Aber ich glaub soviel Fantasy habe ich net.

[Avantasia]

keine Ahnung warum ihr so alte Sachen in die News Postet.

Es heißt hier NEWS.

Aber bevor das geflame über 2 Jahre alte Berichte wieder los geht, mach ich hier mal dicht!

Bitte achtet in Zukunft auf das Datum!